ROLLY'S COMEDY SEASON 1.

1. Self sacrifice is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim.....then you pass by singing "I'm the one" by DJ khaled...you are finished.
2. I bought power Bank N650 and I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power Bank.
3. I just love Nigerian university's, their identity cards comes with Rope..just incase you are tired of life.
4. Someone should better tell ETISALAT no matter how they try,ain't nobody gonna start calling them 9mobile.
They should go and ask NEPA.
5. Naija police be like: Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather ?
You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi? You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor.
6. When 9ja babe is tired of you,
Guy: Bae can we see today?
Bae: Are we blind before?
7. Some girls don't even gym but still look physically fit cos of running from one man to another.
8. See me see MTN!!!....Lolzz
Dear customer, this is a message of warning that you should kindly pay the #200 dat you borrowed or else we are going to forward all the text  message you sent to your girlfriend to your wife.
9. Chineke!!...Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria.
I am typing MALARIA its typing MALAYSIA..
10. The time I knew this recession was getting tough is when I heard a man pricing NEPA bills.
..Bros How much for low current ??



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