Some slay kings will not kee me...

This one happened right before my very eyes!

Husband and wife were shopping together in a Supermarket.

Gisting away and laughing like the very happy couple they seemed to be.

It appeared they had a long list of things to buy cos they were both pushing separate trolleys and consulting different shopping lists.

Along the line they decided to do some division of labor; Wifey headed for the cuisine section of the Mall while hubby faced the beverages section.

At this point, let me give you a small aproko of the Wifey... This woman was drop dead gorgeous, complete with a stunning arsenal and an eye-popping Manchester that could turn heads and probably twist them 😂😂 She looked very much like the popular Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim, I had to look well again to be sure she wasn't the one.

I caught several envious stares of fellow women as she merrily moved around picking her items, completely unaware of the green eyes watching her.

That was how this Maga walked up with his own shopping cart and allowed his village people play ten-ten with his brain that afternoon. Juliet's lookalike had on this obviously expensive,exotic perfume that caught his attention. He turned and looked, and actually smacked his lips  Meska Nwa Okijaothis one's for you 😂😂) and very pleased with what he saw, he moved up and began toasting Fine babe.

Fine Babe have him the cold shoulder. As in, totally ignored him and all his sugar-dripping wooing manoeuvres.

At this point I was done with my own shopping but the gods of Gbeborun didn't let me go just yet, I stylishly hung around pretending to be picking thru other items determined to see how this drama would end 😃😃

I heard Maga promising his newly found Monalisa heaven and earth if only she would agree to a date.

Beauty Queen wasn't wearing a wedding ring, but she haughtily told him she was married ooo! Dude no gree,he pompously told her it didn't matter. He tried pushing a complimentary card into her hand when she declined giving him her number.

She smiled and started moving her filled up trolley towards the cashiers, obviously done with her shopping. Mugu followed her, still promising Pluto and Jupiter.

Wetin concern me, mesef followed. I saw Beauty Queen's husband also coming towards the cashiers. It was about to get interesting! I saw some of the shop attendants desperately hiding their giggles and realized I wasn't the only one literally following the unfolding drama... 😃😃😃

At this point, let me also gist you guys about Juliet's lookalike's hubby, y'all know Yemi Blaq and Gentle Jack shey? The man was a combination of both. 😂😂
Poor Mugu was about to get a real beating, I thought. I saw one shop attendant surreptitiously signal one of the security guards to be on standby.

Everyone was watching the lady's husband as this Mugu, like a persistent housefly, continued toasting his wife. The man had aptly sized up what was happening, but he was calm. He was even smiling!! 😱😱

Mugu's village people were still determined to fry akara with his destiny that day. As the Fine Babe started offloading her shopped items on the counter, he confidently told the cashier not to bother his sweetheart, that he would pay for everything!

That finally got her attention. She turned and looked her clueless toaster in the eye.
"Are you serious? You will pay for everything?" she asked incredulously.

"Everything",Mugu emphasized pompously, obviously delighted to have finally impressed her.

Fine Babe smiled, signalled her husband and added ALL the items in his own trolley to hers on the counter.

Mugu's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. At this point some of the cashiers and shop attendants couldn't withhold their giggles anymore. Some feigned coughs, others smothered their amusement behind their hands.

Everything Madam and her husband bought totalled over 70k, I kid you not. Mugu, feeling all eyes on him, handed over his ATM credit card to the cashier to save face. His eyes were red but he was already counting on his conquest following him now that he had won her heart.

He demanded for her number again, this time with the bold arrogance of an Igbo man who had paid the full brideprice of an expensive Owerri wife. The Lady's husband patiently wait waited for the cashiers to finish their transactions with the insolent man's credit card and cooly took the receipt from them.

Then he turned and wedged himself between his smiling wife and her pesky Toaster. To the Mugu, it was almost like the giant had suddenly appeared from nowhere.

"On behalf of my wife, I say thank you", he growled in a deep baritone that would have put Barry White to shame.

Mugu's jaw dropped in dumbfounded shock as the couple walked out of the Shopping Mall with the 70k worth of items he'd paid for.

I still wish I'd taken a picture of the Epic horror on that guy's face. 😂😂😂 Reminded me so much of Osuofia when one of his antics had blown up in his face.